
Our Menu
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With a variety of drinks and treats, you're sure never to go wrong. And try your hand at the flavor of the month.
From our own special brand of Fucoffees to teas, everything comes in one size. Large. (Drink details are within parenthesis) Flavor of the month **.
10 Minutes Late (Morning Glory), Random Dancing (Irish Coffee), Walking Away Now (Perk Up), Cutting In Line (Amaretto Coffee)
$4
Avoiding Laundry (Midnight Martini), Relationship Problems (The Truffle), He Won't Take My Calls (Cafe Don Juan), House Guests That Won't Leave (Chocolate Mocha Latte)
$7.50
We Need To Talk (Iced Fucoffee), Easily Offended (Hard Iced Coffee Lemonade)**, Bad Tindr Date (Mocha Coffee Colada), Noodles Won't Hurt Your Feelings (Tiramisu Iced Coffee)
$5.35
Unsolicited Advice (Frozen White Russian), Eating My Feelings (Spiked Frozen Coffee), Does This Make My Butt Look Big? (Baileys Milkshake), Sick of Love Songs (Cloud Nine)
$5.45
Got Called Into the Boss's Office (Hot Shot Espresso), Monster-In-Law's in Town (Espresso Noir), Fucoffee Your Free Smiles (The Wake Up Call), Can't Handle a Compliment (Morning Rooster)
$6.75
Let's Take This Out Back (Artillery Punch), Slashing Tires Tonight (Bourbon Slush), Shot in the Dark (Gunfire), About that Mob Hit (Kurant Tea)
$4
Freshly baked and packed full of liquor. Price is per single item or 4 for $12. Full cake price is $27.
Cosmopolitan Cupcake
$4.25
Gin and Tonic Cupcake
$4.25
Banana Cupcakes with Bourbon Butterscotch Filling and Toasted Marshmallow Frosting
$4.25
Chianti Chocolate Cupcakes
$4.25
Spiked Raspberry Lemonade Cupcakes
$4.25
Strawberry Margarita Cupcakes
$4.25
Rum Cake Pops
$2
Bourbon Cake Pops
$2
Guinness Chocolate Cake with Cream Cheese Frosting
$6
White Russian Cake
$6
German Filled Hoernchen
$4
Cannolis
$4
Chocolate Chip Cookies with Tennessee Whiskey
$2