
Fucoffee Choices
With a variety of drinks and treats, you're sure never to go wrong. And try your hand at the flavor of the month.
Drinks
From our own special brand of Fucoffees to teas, everything comes in one size. Large. (Drink details are within parenthesis) Flavor of the month **.
Fucoffees
10 Minutes Late (Morning Glory), Random Dancing (Irish Coffee), Walking Away Now (Perk Up), Cutting In Line (Amaretto Coffee)
$4
Specialties
Avoiding Laundry (Midnight Martini), Relationship Problems (The Truffle), He Won't Take My Calls (Cafe Don Juan), House Guests That Won't Leave (Chocolate Mocha Latte)
$7.50
Iced Fucoffees
We Need To Talk (Iced Fucoffee), Easily Offended (Hard Iced Coffee Lemonade)**, Bad Tindr Date (Mocha Coffee Colada), Noodles Won't Hurt Your Feelings (Tiramisu Iced Coffee)
$5.35
Frappuccinos
Unsolicited Advice (Frozen White Russian), Eating My Feelings (Spiked Frozen Coffee), Does This Make My Butt Look Big? (Baileys Milkshake), Sick of Love Songs (Cloud Nine)
$5.45
Espressos
Got Called Into the Boss's Office (Hot Shot Espresso), Monster-In-Law's in Town (Espresso Noir), Fucoffee Your Free Smiles (The Wake Up Call), Can't Handle a Compliment (Morning Rooster)
$6.75
Teas
Let's Take This Out Back (Artillery Punch), Slashing Tires Tonight (Bourbon Slush), Shot in the Dark (Gunfire), About that Mob Hit (Kurant Tea)
$4
Treats
Freshly baked and packed full of liquor. Price is per single item or 4 for $12. Full cake price is $27.
Playing Wingman Tonight
Cosmopolitan Cupcake
$4.25
Commitment Phobe
Gin and Tonic Cupcake
$4.25
Couldn't Keep Up
Banana Cupcakes with Bourbon Butterscotch Filling and Toasted Marshmallow Frosting
$4.25
I Need A New Job
Chianti Chocolate Cupcakes
$4.25
Woke Up Married
Spiked Raspberry Lemonade Cupcakes
$4.25
Come and Dance with Me
Strawberry Margarita Cupcakes
$4.25
Don't Wait Up
Rum Cake Pops
$2
Jumping the Gun
Bourbon Cake Pops
$2
I'm Sorry
Guinness Chocolate Cake with Cream Cheese Frosting
$6
Loud Noises
White Russian Cake
$6
Another Parking Ticket
German Filled Hoernchen
$4
No Common Sense
Cannolis
$4
Sat Through Too Much PDA
Chocolate Chip Cookies with Tennessee Whiskey
$2