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Fucoffee Choices

With a variety of drinks and treats, you're sure never to go wrong. And try your hand at the flavor of the month.



Drinks

From our own special brand of Fucoffees to teas, everything comes in one size. Large. (Drink details are within parenthesis) Flavor of the month **.




Fucoffees

10 Minutes Late (Morning Glory), Random Dancing (Irish Coffee), Walking Away Now (Perk Up), Cutting In Line (Amaretto Coffee)

$4

Fucoffees


Specialties

Avoiding Laundry (Midnight Martini), Relationship Problems (The Truffle), He Won't Take My Calls (Cafe Don Juan), House Guests That Won't Leave (Chocolate Mocha Latte)

$7.50

Specialties


Iced Fucoffees

We Need To Talk (Iced Fucoffee), Easily Offended (Hard Iced Coffee Lemonade)**, Bad Tindr Date (Mocha Coffee Colada), Noodles Won't Hurt Your Feelings (Tiramisu Iced Coffee)

$5.35

Iced Fucoffees


Frappuccinos

Unsolicited Advice (Frozen White Russian), Eating My Feelings (Spiked Frozen Coffee), Does This Make My Butt Look Big? (Baileys Milkshake), Sick of Love Songs (Cloud Nine)

$5.45

Frappuccinos


Espressos

Got Called Into the Boss's Office (Hot Shot Espresso), Monster-In-Law's in Town (Espresso Noir), Fucoffee Your Free Smiles (The Wake Up Call), Can't Handle a Compliment (Morning Rooster)

$6.75

Espressos


Teas

Let's Take This Out Back (Artillery Punch), Slashing Tires Tonight (Bourbon Slush), Shot in the Dark (Gunfire), About that Mob Hit (Kurant Tea)

$4

Teas



Treats

Freshly baked and packed full of liquor. Price is per single item or 4 for $12. Full cake price is $27.




Playing Wingman Tonight

Cosmopolitan Cupcake

$4.25

Playing Wingman Tonight


Commitment Phobe

Gin and Tonic Cupcake

$4.25

Commitment Phobe


Couldn't Keep Up

Banana Cupcakes with Bourbon Butterscotch Filling and Toasted Marshmallow Frosting

$4.25

Couldn't Keep Up


I Need A New Job

Chianti Chocolate Cupcakes

$4.25

I Need A New Job


Woke Up Married

Spiked Raspberry Lemonade Cupcakes

$4.25

Woke Up Married


Come and Dance with Me

Strawberry Margarita Cupcakes

$4.25

Come and Dance with Me


Don't Wait Up

Rum Cake Pops

$2

Don't Wait Up


Jumping the Gun

Bourbon Cake Pops

$2

Jumping the Gun


I'm Sorry

Guinness Chocolate Cake with Cream Cheese Frosting

$6

I'm Sorry


Loud Noises

White Russian Cake

$6

Loud Noises


Another Parking Ticket

German Filled Hoernchen

$4

Another Parking Ticket


No Common Sense

Cannolis

$4

No Common Sense


Sat Through Too Much PDA

Chocolate Chip Cookies with Tennessee Whiskey

$2

Sat Through Too Much PDA

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