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Fucoffee Choices

With a variety of drinks and treats, you're sure never to go wrong. And try your hand at the flavor of the month.

Drinks

From our own special brand of Fucoffees to teas, everything comes in one size. Large. (Drink details are within parenthesis) Flavor of the month **.

10 Minutes Late (Morning Glory), Random Dancing (Irish Coffee), Walking Away Now (Perk Up), Cutting In Line (Amaretto Coffee)

$4.004.00 USD

Avoiding Laundry (Midnight Martini), Relationship Problems (The Truffle), He Won't Take My Calls (Cafe Don Juan), House Guests That Won't Leave (Chocolate Mocha Latte)

$7.507.50 USD

We Need To Talk (Iced Fucoffee), Easily Offended (Hard Iced Coffee Lemonade)**, Bad Tindr Date (Mocha Coffee Colada), Noodles Won't Hurt Your Feelings (Tiramisu Iced Coffee)

Special

$5.355.35 USD

Unsolicited Advice (Frozen White Russian), Eating My Feelings (Spiked Frozen Coffee), Does This Make My Butt Look Big? (Baileys Milkshake), Sick of Love Songs (Cloud Nine)

$5.455.45 USD

Got Called Into the Boss's Office (Hot Shot Espresso), Monster-In-Law's in Town (Espresso Noir), Fucoffee Your Free Smiles (The Wake Up Call), Can't Handle a Compliment (Morning Rooster)

$6.756.75 USD